Conan Chop Chop

Previews”Looks like the game I mentioned I was looking forward to.”
Mike Fahey, Kotaku
“It honestly looks all kinds of incredible.”
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
“Part Conan, part Cyanide and the joy of its images, Conan Chop Chop is the proof that dreams do become reality.”
Darren Bonthuys – Critical Hit
The details of the GameThe treacherous wizard Thoth-Amon has created a strategy to bring back the evil of ancient times known as Xaltotun. He will enslave the entire world if he succeeds. The only person to prevent him from doing so. You will need all of your skill and tact to get this done. You must use all your cunning. You need to unleash all of your courage , strength and swordsmanship. Chop Chop is the thing you have to do!
Conan Chop Chop can be described as one of the most dramatic and real stick figure ever created. The game will be set in the world of Conan the Barbarian, thus there will be an excessive amount of gore and flying legs. This can lead to outbursts or extreme profanities based on your sword.
Becoming Conan… or other! What if you have no brain and all your brawn? No worries! You can choose from a range of badass warrior gods, as well as add items and weapons to complement your look!
You’re on the hunt to be epic and you will make the world a better place. Merchants will continue to charge you for their wares, while some locals may pester you with tasks of their own. But fear not, some of them will keep you entertained.
Explore the world in all directions! Explore the shifting sands of Koth as you explore the dark woods of Darkwood, move valiantly through the searing world of Hyperboria and discover the frozen the world of Vanaheim. Conan Chop Chop allows you to explore the right side, left, up and down. It is possible to find yourself leaping, running, or even moving in a diagonally-oriented fashion, which can give you an immersive 3-D experience.
You can loot, loot, and even more loot. Master the fine art of carefully smacking the heads of your foes using a broom, and then transform them into chop suey using a bastard sword. Conan Chop Chop contains a diverse array of weapons such as trinkets, trinkets, and legendary pieces which can be customized to suit any type of aggressive playstyle it is possible to imagine.
You can make amazing combos! To enrage your opponents Perform the 360deg spin attack. It is possible to accelerate at the rate of lightning. Sling your sword in a long way and sideways in a game that’ll make you gasp for air while you try to grasp the pure awesomeness of your actions.
Bosses who are ruthless! In order to defeat Thoth-Amon you must take on bosses like The Giant Sand Worm of Koth as well as The Frost Giant of Vanaheim They are not very supportive of your cause. Instead they will attempt to kill you using a number of deadly techniques such as Lava Reflux, Tail Whip and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! Random maps, as well as a myriad of weapon and ability options to play with ensure each game you play will be an entirely new experience. You are bound to die several times, but you’ll be able to acquire new weapons that will be in your arsenal for your next gaming session.

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